yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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