i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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