woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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