why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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