I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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