I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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