and she was petting her beer can
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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