What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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