Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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