you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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