there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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