Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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