Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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