When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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