I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Randomize
