I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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