This girl is more easily done than said...
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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