Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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