Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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