He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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