Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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