Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
