Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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