The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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