the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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