It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
