You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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