We're facebook friends in real life
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
