Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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