hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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