worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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