YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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