Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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