why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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