I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
