honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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