So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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