3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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