It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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