Moan for me like Helen Keller
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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