in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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