so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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