i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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