TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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