I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Everyone says I win the strip club
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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