Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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