That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
dude i'm inner monologue high
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
