Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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