Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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