This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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