You really coming over, don't trick.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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