What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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